We all just want to cash out like Mariah Carey

We all just want to cash out like Mariah Carey

  As at 16 days ago, "All I want for Christmas" sang by Mariah Carey in 1994 topped billboard's chart as number 1. Someday I would like to ask Mariah how she feels every December,

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Road trips – Nigerian version

Road trip, I say that with skepticism travelling by road in Nigeria is not one of the nicest things you could do with your life because the truth is we have terrible roads and/or road

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Where are people going?

Abuja, Lagos and the likes are always empty this time of the year and it begs the question, where are these people going too? Does the village really have that much space? Well villages are

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Situation with situationships

I wanted to write about Long distance relationships - Nigerian version, but i'm still suffering withdrawal symptoms. So instead we'll be talking about how to properly charm a wealthy man (Read: wealthy woman/non binary, if

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Skin doesn’t care

This year is coming to a quick end and everyone wants to look good, not just for yourself but to show your enemies that you made it. One of the major contributors to this "big

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Movie review: The new mutants

The new mutants, a much delayed X-men spin off. Was it necessary? Well, I wouldn't completely write off this marvel spin-off which was an adopted version of a marvel comic, it's characters however much younger

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Detty December

Deep down, we all blame the "dettyness" of December 2019 for the state of 2020. So in order to secure the health of 2021 this December will be as clean as possible, at least for

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ASUU and FG; Students are the cruise ship

I would have liked to start off this piece with a short prayer for the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) but I'm afraid I'll spin off into a round of curses. Yesterday, 27th Friday

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Okpa and Bananas are not Allies

Okpa and Bananas are not Allies

I am speaking from experience so take these words I tell you seriously. Whatever you do, DON'T EVER EAT OKPA AND BANANA TOGETHER, unless of course you want to return to your maker. I remember

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Update that playlist

(For real this time.) Update your sex playlist. There is a greater chance that you may eventually use this playlist to wash those stubborn pair of jeans with multiple buttons, while you mourn what John

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