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Fufu and I (A passionate love story)

Fufu and I (A passionate love story)

  I've only ever eaten once in my lifetime, and it was riddled with unfortunate experiences. A friend of my mother came to stay the night at our place, _ pre-corona, she was to leave

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101 reasons why you shouldn’t try BDSM in Nigeria

101 reasons why you shouldn’t try BDSM in Nigeria

Welcome to my ted talk, I organised this meeting because it has come  to my knowledge that despite all the suffering going on this country, you people still want to add extra suffering. I was

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3 things that will happen when our sims gets blocked

3 things that will happen when our sims gets blocked

For the Ninless individuals The Federal government on December 16, 2020 gave a 2 week deadline for the linking of NIN (National Identity Number) to your sim card. Now if my maths is correct that

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Cheers to the 100 days of January

Cheers to the 100 days of January

It's two days to the end of December, two days till the new year and two days to the longest month in all the 12 months; January!. The worst part about January is that you

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Merry Christmas

While this year's christmas may have been more of 'chrismeh' here are a few things to be thankful for; 1. Relationship twitter giving us fire Jpegs: It is no news that these particular set of

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We all just want to cash out like Mariah Carey

We all just want to cash out like Mariah Carey

  As at 16 days ago, "All I want for Christmas" sang by Mariah Carey in 1994 topped billboard's chart as number 1. Someday I would like to ask Mariah how she feels every December,

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Road trips – Nigerian version

Road trip, I say that with skepticism travelling by road in Nigeria is not one of the nicest things you could do with your life because the truth is we have terrible roads and/or road

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Where are people going?

Abuja, Lagos and the likes are always empty this time of the year and it begs the question, where are these people going too? Does the village really have that much space? Well villages are

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Situation with situationships

I wanted to write about Long distance relationships - Nigerian version, but i'm still suffering withdrawal symptoms. So instead we'll be talking about how to properly charm a wealthy man (Read: wealthy woman/non binary, if

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Skin doesn’t care

This year is coming to a quick end and everyone wants to look good, not just for yourself but to show your enemies that you made it. One of the major contributors to this "big

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