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About 29 days to Valentine’s. And I bet you are wondering what to get your babe. Because we care about the longevity of your relationship we put together this list.
- Peace of mind
- A Birkin bag to carry all your lies
- New shoes to rise to the occasion
- A trip to Paris so you can enjoy being a single man
- A house to be able to sleep at night without you
- A car so she can meet you halfway
- Dollar bills to stuff her bags
- Diamond earrings to blind any man who looks at her
- Your credit card so she’s never a bother
- A pink laptop