HOW TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE (the quick fix for desperate students)

I want to believe at this point we are all aware the strike from ASUU has been called off and for students this means one thing, OPPRESSION CHOKE!.

So, I have compiled a very progressive list of how you can get the bag, you will thank me for this. I assure you.

1. You can become a double millionaire by purchasing one of those books from the roadside vendors, following the first two procedures, and writing your own book.

2. Inform your friends that you are getting married, collect funds for Asoebi, and then flee the country.

3. Have a party, lock the doors, and charge guests to leave.

4. Initially market audacity to guys

5. Offer parents in Africa premium WhatsApp “gist” services.