How to mistakenly meet the Duke of Hastings

In cold blood, murder Daphne.

If you considered that, something is seriously wrong with you but for real, stumbling into the duke is one of the things I want to check off my to-do list of 2021. I don’t know about you but I’m going to shiloh with a testimony.

Because I like you and think you still have a chance with Michael B Jordan I will give you some of my secret tips as to how I intend to stumble on the duke.

1. Bath with salt: Just like during Ebola period salt bathing is the answer to everything.

2. Go shopping: specifically, I need you to purchase a mirror and a red piece of cloth, a Calabash too.
If the ask you to much question in the market just blink two times.

3. Outsource your search: Babalawos may be quiet expensive due to the panaromic but with the dough you will get from the future boo, I think it’s worth.

4. Did you really think I would give you ALL my tips.
Teach a man to fish and he’ll never hunger a day.
I am throwing you into the world, go and be promiscuous.

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