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The Battle of Fakes in Nigeria

Kofoworola Odozi
December 19, 2023
Entertainment
7
1 minute read

With everything that is already happening in this country, you would think at least food will make you happy but apparently, we are doing it ourselves because everything is FAKE! How are we even sure we are eating beans and bread and not God abeg?

It started with soy sauce and now we don’t even know anymore…

fake dove soap — Dove vs Dave

fake snipper — Waking up after trying to unalive yourself with this<<<

fake vaseline — Pink lips in the mud

fake snicker bar — Maybe this is where the original sniper went to

Fake salvon — saliva or salvon who knows

Fake close up tooth paste — This is why I am always to myself in the bathroom kmt

fake lipgloss — Victoria is tired

Our parents were right about soda

fake soy sauce — It is the ‘french for me’

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